Acer Predator 21 X, A Gigantic 18lb $9000 High-Powered Gaming Laptop With a Curved 21″ Display
this thing is stronger than god
I tried playing red dead redemption on this and got trampled to death by a horse
Passenger next to me: Sir can you please turn that down?
Me, playing on my 50pound gaming laptop, yelling over it’s loud cooling fans and Skyrim sounds w/ sex mods : WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU?
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It’s not even ok how accurate this is.
I regret having to make this addition:
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2019 isn’t going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it
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Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news?
Man: Good news first please, doc!
Doctor: We’re naming a disease after you
Why is this funny
It’s hilarious
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when a meme has had enough
when you’re done hiding the pain
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How that many people even saw that???
I bet they heard it tho.
From the windows and indoor too
They all came out to see if they were alright.😢
Damn yo. Thor got shooters out here.
It’s a ritual
@enrique262 I bet the people inside the car had no idea what happened
I bet Wendy put on that “How’s my driving” bumper sticker they weren’t expecting God to have a critique.
They must'a thought they done time traveled.
When you’re in the hood and you need 1.21 gigawatts.
Where they’re going, they don’t need roads.
Yo Home to Bel-Air.
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when people use “you messed with the wrong fandom” as a threat
It’s funnier because we all know there’s only one fandom that does that but if we mention it specifically, they’ll do just that. xD
we better keep this like SUPER LOCKED down we don’t know WHO could react to this one, EH? EH?
This is equivalent to a news station cutting to a technical maintenance screen just before someone dies
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Cumbrain forefathers
You’d probably act that way too if you hadn’t seen coochie in a literal year
The skeleton dance is a sacred Tibetan dance ritual, from Himalayan Buddhist traditions. It reflects how everything is transitory including one’s body. The monk pictured in the above photo seems to be performing the dance known as Durdak Garcham, or “Dance of the Lords of the Cemetery.” Durdak Garcham celebrates the liberation that comes from acceptance of our impermanence.
Taken in 1925, these photographs were published in National Geographic in its November 1928 issue.
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Proof that grunts haven’t changed even since the Vietnam War.
Grunts haven’t changed even a little bit since Caesar’s legions took Gaul.
Weapons, tactics, languages, uniforms, it all changes and evolves, but grunts will always be grunts.
Somewhere, there’s a Roman Gladius with a cock etched in the side of the pommel, absolutely zero doubt.
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I dreamed about the Punisher every night. He thinks that he has the right to judge me. I want him to feel what I felt.
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